If you go to Fort Ord National Monument in Monterey/Salinas, California remember to take your dog. He/she can be there. Yay! Remember to take along some water and a camera (with charged batteries) to capture and refresh your memories.
A picnic is also a good idea. Be extravagant. Buy handcrafted bread, boutique peppered jerky, and local wine, some vegetables, maybe an avocado. Bring iced tea. A cookie. Bring some dog biscuits and some warm, smelly Camembert to share with your dog.
With 86 miles of trails and 7,200 acres this park is huge. But not many trees for shade. As a corgi, forced by nature to wear a black fur coat at all times, this is a consideration. If possible go when there’s some fog to cool things down, or a little breeze, or bring a little stroller with a sun umbrella for the corgi.
Attention humans!: 1. Don’t walk too fast. 2. Don’t jerk on the leash. 3. Stop for overheated corgi breaks. This may require waiting while your corgi digs a shallow hole to lie in. Be patient. You need a rest too, especially after that wine you had with your picnic.
“Take only memories, (and photos and of course those dog poo bags)
Leave only footprints. (and wee.)”—Ranger the Corgi.
There are millions of lupines here. Lupines smell wonderful and sweet. A little too sweet for my liking. Far better sprinkled with a little corgi pee.
Cattle dogs, mutts, humans, mountain bikes, horses carrying lazy humans, me, and “nature enthusiasts” were on the trails.
When horses pass by stand off to the side. Dogs should sit so they don’t frighten the horses. Humans should not sit or crouch, it frightens the horses. Horses are easily frightened so we have to make accommodations for them. Don’t get too enthusiastic! Woof!
The camera’s battery died, about 20 minutes into our hike. Poop. My mom tried to use her crappy cell phone camera, because the real camera was dead. She said “I don’t know why but I’m going to try and use the cell phone camera.” Later she was cursing the thing. “These phone cameras really suck,” she said. Jeff responded with “That’s probably why you said “I’m going to try and use the cell phone, I don’t know why.” “Right,” she said, but continued to try to edit and rotate some little image of me for another ten painful minutes.
We were at the top of a hill (sheep in the distance) and there were four bars on the cell phone! This was supposedly some kind of miracle. Elise called her sister to share “Wow, wish you were here! The cell phone coverage is amazing!”
We walked on a narrow trail over grassland hills, lupine, through oak woodlands and chaparral. We saw a snake. We saw a dead star-nosed mole. I sniffed at him and was just about to roll on him when my humans jerked me away. Dang, why are they always doing that!?
We left, after hours of hiking, south on Hwy 68. Near Toro Park nature enthusiasts were snapping photos of a pasture full of purple lupines. They didn’t even have to get out of their cars. We had no camera, so we could take only memories.
Keep sniffing, keep rolling, keep aiming high.—Ranger the Corgi
“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”—Demetri Martin
“I bought a new camera. It’s very advanced. You don’t even need it.”—Steven Wright
Love your blog Ranger. You are the best corgi nephew I could ask for. So talented, and handsome too. I am going to have to explore Fort Ord.
Ranger would love to join you. Thank you and woof!
It was a special sunny afternoon with you on Tuesday. The wind tunnel at Verge was especially fun. I enjoyed the walk along the ocean with you and the humans. I will miss beautiful California and its unbeatable weather.I hope we can spend some quality time together when I come to visit next year. Happy trails Ranger!
Lots of woofs from Beryl the virtual Corgi soon to reside in Maryland with Terry.
“Barrooooo, baroooo,” says Ranger “we’re going to miss you!”
And yes, please visit and bring Beryl. I liked Verve too (I like that you called it “Verge,” maybe because you’re on the verge?) except that no one got me a latté? Remember me asking for a latté? I said so clearly “woof” and that means, of course, “latté.” Meanwhile, keep rolling, aim high. Love, Ranger
awww corgies are cutie pies, and good advice for doggie behavior when on the trail with other users. good for people too to step aside when horses come through, after all they are bigger and more flighty then doggies are. lol