This last weekend we visited the Apple Store in Los Gatos, California.
My humans seem to think this place is so much fun. But I have to give it two paws down.
I guess it just depends on your perspective. I’m here, on the floor, it’s a nice floor…but I’m just not “feeling it.” There’s a lack of quality smell in here. The area is barren and there are no benches or couches. Nothing growing. There are no food scraps and no urine markings!
Dust bunnies, if there are any, are not fun. They’re not real bunnies.
People pat me a little bit here, say “hello, are you a corgi?” and then lose interest in me pretty fast. They wander off to stare into boxes of light.
So, if you go to an Apple Store, and you’re a corgi. Don’t expect much. When you go down the street take a left. There’s a store, just a half a block down, giving away dog biscuits!
Is it weird in here, or is it just me? —Steven Wright
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Keeping it short. Over and out—Ranger the Corgi